in anticipation of what's to come.



DO'S
Scorpio's are full of passion and zest for life. They have tremendous drive that can involve you too. Tune in to their wavelength and you can enjoy the harmony and music of life with them. Scorpio's are loyal and never forget a kind deed done by you. If you want to enjoy life with your Scorpio lover, share their passion and intensity and you will be fascinated by how beautiful life can be with them.



DON'TS
Scorpio's are very passionate and intense but they are also fiercely possessive and would like to possess your mind, body and soul. Do not let seeds of jealousy grow in them because then you may have to suffer agonies of jealousy and discontentment in life. Scorpios have explosive tempers be careful how you handle them. They never let anyone know what is going on in their mind till they strike and you may be caught unawares. Do not flirt around in the presence of your Scorpio lover.



quite on the dot also.

what me and cyn did today:



denise: accompanied a friend to inkz to get her navel pierced (scary shite). i scared. she scared. very cool. i winced when the needle went in. even though it wasn't my belly (note that i said belly instead of navel). tattoo artist there quite nice-looking. newest addiction: hello panda vanilla.



cynthia: went to a john mayer concert. awesome. excellent. i so jealous. bitch.



both of us: smsed each other prior to and after the concert. am awaiting pictures. and videos.



hope: she's been put up for adoption. which means she might be leaving us soon. very playful now and sometimes i resist the urge to give her a much-needed smack. but i love her. we took her to holland v today and the idiot had the audacity to shit outside breadtalk. debs conveniently zipped into breadtalk, leaving me standing outside with hope and three ketuls of soft shit, which hope conveniently stepped on and smeared on the pavement. breadtalk women looked disapprovingly at me and i apologetically asked for a plastic bag to try, to the best of my ability, to get rid of the smeared shit, which was starting to stink. not very successful. walked hurriedly away from breadtalk, amidst a lingering stench of shit. have a feeling will be banished nationwide from all breadtalk stores.

oh my god they're filming the light years in smu. oh my god i just got a call from jerilyn telling me that AARON AZIZ is here. oh my god he is a dreamboat. oh my god if i see him i will faint from sheer horniness.



as of this moment, randall tan is sprawled on the floor of the csc and that cute actress woman is there too and i just walked up to take a peek at AARON AZIZ but he's not there. WHERE IS HE? i want to get my hands on him and i want to undress him with my eyes (and hands, if it's possible).



AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRROOOOONNNNNN

do you think jay chou's videos are getting cheesier, more prepostorous, and more expensive to make? i just sat through in the name of the father and double blade and now i'm wishing very much for the long juan feng an hao type of video where he doesn't look (and sound) out of place. if this is his attempt to break into the european/us market, i am thinking he won't be getting far with videos like these. he even got that mexican dude from desperado and from dusk till dawn to make a cameo in double blade.



noooooo.



this post is meant for mayling and szening only. what's your favourite video? mine is hei se you mo (for very personal reasons). i am also starting to like a bit a bit of that david tao fella (but only his songs). edison chen is not bad also.



oh no.

i was on the bus on the way to school when suddenly this song came on and i tried very hard to hold back my smile.



then i thought more about what was making me smile and then i had to try to stifle my laugh that was making its way up my throat.



so i got off the bus and since i was walking alone and the botanical gardens is vast and there was hardly a soul in sight, i let out a hearty laugh, making the pigeons fly away in fright and the swans scuttle down back into the water.



because the song i was listening to was bon jovi's thank you for loving me.



and my memory was of this leng chai michael crooning it onstage, frank sinatra style, to the excited, fervent screams of the women, especially me, jovell, and cynthia. i swear if we had lighters, we'd have flicked them on and waved them from side to side.



HAHAHA remember how he dropped to bended knee and sang with a quivering voice full of passion? and we almost fainted because he was absolutely dreamy? *laughs until intestines spill out and rolls about in bloody mess of intestines*



eh i dunno why but i suddenly like very irritated by so many people. right now i got my music blasting loudly in my headphones (jay chou somemore) and i still feel macam hati tak puas la. i feel like lashing out at someone.



but i quite tired now la.



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so it was like this, you see. mei ling and i had just finished a finance meeting and were making our way down the stairs. i, as usual, was in my own world and i didn't really look around me. besides, i don't really like the freshies. they have this young, annoying eagerness about them that haha i know will disappear soon.



anyway, like i was saying, we were walking down the spiral staircase and i was minding my own business when mei ling turned around and whispered to me that the famed jay chou lookalike student who everyone talks about but i've never seen (honestly, you'd expect me to be one of the first to spot him, being such a megatron fangeek of the taiwanese heavenly princely god) was sitting on the bench beside the atm machine.



my head swivelled so fast you could hear the nerves and whatever holds my neck up creak and there he was. i'd finally seen the closest thing to a jay.



wahpiang! but there were too many people separating us and i knew it was my destiny. my fate... that i had to make myself known to him.



so i went up to him and i cleared my throat and said very bravely, "hello, you look like jay chou. my name is (sticks out sweaty, nervous hand) denise."



"hello," he replied. "i think you are the most beautiful creatu...."



HAHA OF COURSE I DIDN'T SAY THAT. AND I DON'T THINK HE'D SAY THAT IF I HAD ENOUGH GUTS TO SAY THAT.



what stupid me did was to take another big round around the spiral staircase and pretend to withdraw money from the atm he was sitting beside just to see him one more time. and sad to say, apparently, i wasn't as discreet as i should've been, according to mei ling. i allegedly craned my neck and squinted my eyes and licked my lips and squealed something like "OH MY GOD, HE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE JAY CHOU!!!". i dunno la, when you see someone who resembles your #1 fantasy, it's hard to think straight and be aware of your surroundings.

i hate it when you get emotionally attached to someone and then watch helplessly as that person leaves your life. i've never handled the leaving process very well. that makes me dread the day hope will leave.



debs and i are temporarily fostering a dog from k9love. she was found abandoned, tied to a lamp post. and she's called hope because she cheated death, but barely. i wanted to call her hayes, after hei se, but apparently, she responds more to hope. so hope it will be, even though i've never been a big fan of names like hope, charity, faith, karen, belinda, debbie (not you!), etc.



i thought she would be as small as my palm. imagine my surprise when i walked into the apartment and saw her big black head peering out from over the box. the stupid dog has managed to worm her way into our hearts (and when i say our, i'm including ah pui. i've seen the way he plays with her whenever he thinks no one's looking.). the first night she was here, she was pretty cautious and timid. i told debbie that she'd adopted a stupid dog. hah, i'll eat my words today with ketchup, english mustard and tartar sauce. hope might give singapore's brainiest kid a run for his money. she learnt how to sit within an hour. this weekend, debs is going to teach her how to shake paws.



however, she hasn't fully recovered yet. debs has to feed her medicine every day. i was playing catch with her in the apartment and she got too excited and vomitted something that resembled fermented apple juice with extra bubbles. i think she can't handle too much excitement. so i try to keep her life as mundane as possible. the most exciting thing i do with her is snatch her doggy bone away and throw it back and let her catch it again. snort.



hope has also recognised certain signals. for example, when i jiggle my keys and jangle her leash in front of her, she knows it's time for her walk. she loves walking on the grass and she's very curious. i wish i could let her go free and run to her heart's content but it's singapore. the best i can do is run along with her but she has tons more energy than me and i end up being dragged along by her. but sometimes must let her know who's boss, hor? so i tug tug her leash a bit and say in my best commanding voice "HOPE, NO! C'MERE! HOPE, STOP SMELLING OTHER DOGS' WEE WEE. HOPE, THAT IS A COCKROACH. IF YOU EAT IT, I WILL DIG YOUR THROAT. HOPE, WAH! SYABAS! YOU SHIT 6 KETUL TODAY!!!"



she's an extremely sweet, gentle dog. whenever we carry her, she'll not move at all and stay perfectly still (unlike dumbter). she loves being cuddled and sometimes i sit with her in the living room in the dark and we do nothing but enjoy each other's company. i'll scratch her behind her ears and she'll reciprocate by keeping my lap warm. she'll definitely be excellent with children, especially little ones. i really do hope she gets adopted by a family with a big house and huge garden.



she might not be the best-looking dog. that could be why she was abandoned. but as we do with humans, we shouldn't judge a book by its cover. besides, i think she'd be able to kick russ' ass if they ever fought and knock out all his wimpy teeth from his wimpy gums.



methinks everyone needs a little hope in their lives.



hope's first day

hope, two hours ago

hope, waiting for me to take her out

denise and hope

i have a good friend. and my good friend was very upset today. she was being blasted left right and centre by her other friend, who calls himself the son of god. he was lambasting her because she happens to have a friend who is
i) non-christian and
ii) gay (ooh a very lethal combination)



if i were a horse, i would neigh at this little stupid person who lives in his little, stupid, narrow world. but i am human. and i have a blog. and i have fingers that are itching to type. wtf, man? does god condemn people who aren't christians or who are homosexual? if god truly existed, i doubt he would be racist, or/and a homophobe. oh yeah i'm sure hanging around with an atheist gay guy is so going to make me feel like slitting throats or drinking blood or molesting little children. yes, that stupid shithead likened a homosexual to a child molester/rapist.



my friend is a devout christian, you see. and even her cell group members are pressuring her to cut off all ties with this non-christian, gay friend. one of them even dropped a not-so-subtle hint that gay guys deviate from the norm and god doesn't approve of them and to hang out with dysfunctional people like them is *gasp* a sin that will entail eternal burning in hell.



i think it is ridiculous. why? because these people think they are elite. and the elite should only hang out with the elite. christians shun gays, issit? it's a screwed up mentality. and i'm sorry if my post isn't very coherant because my thoughts aren't.



yalah maybe got a few of you christians out there who do accept homosexuality and have tons of gay friends. i don't direct this post at you. i direct it at the stupid, narrow-minded, elitist, prejudiced, hypocritical, unjustly self-righteous assholes out there who feel that they deserve a space in heaven just because they impose their religion on other people. evangelists, you call yourselves? saviour of human shit? ptooi i spit on you and i spit on what you (falsely) represent. stupid idiots who don't understand the word "innate".



it makes my skin curl to know that there truly are bigots walking amongst us. and christian bigots at that. i think that's an even more dangerous combination that non-christian and gay.



ps: you want to see more christian hypocrisy? read the letters written by various pastors and churches to the newspapers. they openly condemn homosexuality and suggest counselling as a means to guide these people away from a life of sin. wow. so i guess love isn't important. it's who and what gender you love that matters.



ps: my friend? she's gotten used to the flak that she's getting. and she's still friends with this guy.